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Adulthood Is Like Looking Both Ways Before You Cross The Street And Then Getting Hit By An Airplane - Removable Patch
$6.99I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better - Removable Patch
$6.99The Fact That My Entire Body Cracks Like A Glowstick Whenever I Move Yet Refuses To Actually Glow Is Very Disappointing - Removable Patch
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$6.99Adulthood Is Straight Up The Worst Hood I've Ever Lived In - Removable Patch
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$6.99When I Was Your Age, Pluto Was A Planet - Removable Patch
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$6.99I'm Old Enough To Remember The Very First TED Talk. It Was Most Excellent. - Removable Patch
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$14.99I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer - Removable Patch
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$6.99When I Was Your Age I Had To Walk 10 Feet Through Shag Carpet To Change The TV Channel For My Mom - Removable Patch
$6.99It's My Birthday Month - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Not Old. I'm Classic. - Text - Removable Patch
$6.99I AM 39+1 - Middle Finger - Removable Patch
$6.99Just Here For The Cake - Removable Patch
$6.99Life Of The Party - White - Removable Patch
$6.99My Favorite Childhood Memory Is Not Having To Decide What To Cook For Dinner Every Single Day. - Removable Patch
$6.99My Favorite Child Gave Me This Patch - Removable Patch
$6.99Best Childhood Memory. Falling Asleep On The Couch And Waking Up In The Bed. I Miss Teleporting. It Never Happens To Me Anymore. - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Not Old I'm Classic - Car - Removable Patch
$6.99Gamers Don't Die They Respawn - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Not Old I'm Well Seasoned - Removable Patch
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