FUNNY PATCHES

Whoever Said There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question Really Needs To Come To My workplace For A Day... - Removable Patch

I Hate To Pull Out - Trailer - Removable Patch

Believe In Yourself When No One Else Will. - Sasquatch - Removable Patch

I Am Under No Obligation To Make Sense To You - Removable Patch

Don't Grow Up It's A Trap - Removable Patch

2020 Dumpster Fire - Removable Patch

I Pee In Pools - Removable Patch

I Call Bullshit - Removable Patch

I Play With Saws - Removable Patch

I'm Ride Or Die Until About 9pm - Removable Patch

I'm Billing You For This Conversation - Removable Patch

Don't Panic - Removable Patch

I Run Better Than The Government - Removable Patch

Blink If You Want Me - Removable Patch

Once Upon A Time - Fuck You - The End - Removable Patch

Real Men Smell Like Barbecue - Removable Patch

I'm Only Here To Establish My Alibi - Removable Patch

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Removable Patch

Adult Supervision Required - Removable Patch

I Rub My Meat While Thinking Of Big Racks - Removable Patch

What Does It Mean If The Holy Water Sizzles When It Hits Your Skin? Asking For A Friend. - Removable Patch

Sometimes I Look At People And Think "Really? That Is The Sperm That Won?" - Removable Patch

Ribertarian - Removable Patch

Bless Your Heart - Removable Patch

I Would Lose Weight But I Hate Losing - Removable Patch

I'm Not A Hot Mess I'm A Spicy Disaster - Removable Patch

If Cussing In Front Of My Kids Makes Me A Bad Parent... Then Shit. - Removable Patch

Warning - Beware Of Wife - Husband Is Cool - Removable Patch

I'm Currently At The "Fuck This Shit" Portion Of My Day - Removable Patch

I Would Agree With You, But Then We Would Both Be Wrong - Removable Patch

What Doesn't Kill You Gives You XP - Removable Patch

Success Starts With Discipline - Removable Patch

Don't Be A Richard - Removable Patch

I Can't Hear Your Bullshit Over The Sound Of The Fucks I'm Not giving. - Removable Patch

Decide What You Want. Make A Fucking Plan. And Work On That Shit. Every. Single. Day. - Removable Patch

You Probably Know Me From My Sex Tape - Removable Patch

Let's Get Naked - Removable Patch

Bacon Is 73% Fat, And Very Salty. Me Too Bacon, Meee Too. - Removable Patch

I'm Silently Judging Your Welds - Removable Patch

Sorry I'm Not Listening - Removable Patch

I Welded - It Helded - Removable Patch

Thanos Was Right. - Removable Patch

The Fact That My Entire Body Cracks Like A Glowstick Whenever I Move Yet Refuses To Actually Glow Is Very Disappointing - Removable Patch

Basically A Detective - Removable Patch